A fundie and his mule

Now this explains a lot!

Santorum, O'Reilly and other righties have explained to us the slippery slope of homosexuality and bestiality. You know, love someone of your own gender and pretty soon you'll wanna hump a dog, or a mule. Ok, let's just say a lot of us never quite got their 'reasoning'. Seems you have to be a extreme right wing-nut job to harbor these concerns.

Neal Horsley is the author and proprietor of christiangallery.com, a website devoted to his advocacy of militant anti-abortion, secessionist, and anti-homosexual views. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neal_Horsley

The other night as a guest on Fox's Alan Colmes show Horsley 'fessed up to his wild and crazy days as a farmboy in Georgia and his mule who was his "first girlfriend".

In the course of the interview Colmes asked Horsley about his background, including a statement that he had admitted to engaging in homosexual and bestiality sex.

At first, Horsley laughed and said, "Just because it's printed in the media, people jump to believe it."

"Is it true?" Colmes asked.

"Hey, Alan, if you want to accuse me of having sex when I was a fool, I did everything that crossed my mind that looked like I..."

AC: "You had sex with animals?"

NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."

AC: "I'm not so sure that that is so."

NH: "You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?"

AC: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?"

NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality... Welcome to domestic life on the farm..."

Colmes said he thought there were a lot of people in the audience who grew up on farms, are living on farms now, raising kids on farms and "and I don't think they are dating Elsie right now. You know what I'm saying?"

Horsley said, "You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You're naive. You know better than that... If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it."

http://www.newshounds.us/2005/05/06/bizarre_sex_habits_of_the_extreme_rightwing.php#more

Talk about projection...behind every radical rightie homo-hater do we simply have passionate mule-lovers? Let's solve this country's division over homo-hate and get a mule for every fundie. And silly me, I thought they were just repressed homosexuals...